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Sunday, April 14, 2019


Kauai Magic

I arrived in Kauai 10:30 am and my sis (Brenda) was flying in at 1:30. It was raining. Went to the cottage and dropped off my stuff and went back to pick her up. More rain. Kind of a preview of what was ahead.  Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass… it’s about learning to dance in the rain!’ So that is what we did. We either outran the rain or learned to dance in it.

Day 1 in Kauai—Pulihale Beach, Salt Pond Beach, Spouting Horn Blowhole and Snorkeling at Beach House

We were headed to hike in the Waimea Canyon on the first day but as we were driving up the canyon to get to a hiking trail it was raining harder and harder and also was completely fogged in. It was obvious that we were going to get soaked and weren’t going to see a thing if we went on any hikes, so made a U turn.

Headed to Pulihale Beach at the end of the road and then a little further. It was an absolutely beautiful beach. 17 miles long. Right in the middle there is a military post so you can’t walk the entire 17 miles even if you wanted to. We walked about 5 miles along the beach. There was also an area called Queen’s Pool. There must have been a lot of frikin queens in the day since there are queen’s pools and baths on every island. Hahahaha The pool was huge and honestly the only place along the beach that you could get in the water. There were rocks and reef enclosing the area and keeping the surf from crashing on you. The waves and swells at Pulihale were huge…… We didn’t even walk along the shoreline in the water as the current was very strong. Been there, done that. Hahaha Loved the walk and picked up some pretty shells. It started sprinkling, so headed back to the car. Downpour started right before we got to the car. Headed on to the next beach.

Stopped at Salt Pond Beach next. No rain there yet. Right next to the beach were fields where they still process sea water into salt. The beach was protected by a reef and enjoyed walking around it. There was a big Hawaiian Monk Seal sleeping and signs saying, ‘just leave him alone, he’s not dead. He’s just taking a nap.’ Too funny. I would have thought he was dead if there wasn’t a sign. I asked the lifeguard (one of the few beaches with one) how long he had been there and he said just arrived this morning. He said volunteers walk the beach every morning and if they see a seal they put up the signs and yellow tape around the area. Must be a place where they frequent. Rain was on it’s way so hopped in the car to the next stop.

We went into Po’ipu as Brenda had been there a couple of years ago. We went to the Spouting Horn blowhole. There were actually two holes and one spouted water and the other made a noise like it was yelling at you. Yikes. Angry little guy.

My nephew had spotted eagle rays at a spot near the Beach House restaurant while snorkeling there and since I missed them at the manta ray night snorkel thought I would take the chance. It was very hard to get into this area because of the rocks, but managed. Didn’t see much of anything and for sure not a ray of any kind. But I always love me a snorkel so it wasn’t wasted time.

We had long day of walking on beaches, snorkeling and visiting a blowhole. Only got rained on at Pulihale. Dodged it all day. YOOO HOOO

Day 2— Sleeping Giant and Lydgate Beach Snorkeling

Rainy overcast day again. We were headed up north but all we saw were rain clouds….. lots of them. Decided to stay nearby and if we got wet, could go to the cottage and change and go back out. Went to Sleeping Giant to hike and see the views. Started out a nice hike but as we kept walking it started raining more and more. Pretty soon it was a downpour and the trail was muddy as hell. We ran into a guy coming down and he was like, you aren’t going to see anything and it gets muddier. Turned out butts around. But at least got an hour hike out of it. Since we were already wet, went snorkeling at Lydgate Beach Park. Saw a barracuda, first one since hitting Hawaii. Very cool.

Day 3—Kileaua Lighthouse, Hideaways Beach, Hanalei Bay and Anini Snorkeling

Today the North looked like it would be our best bet to stay dry so headed there to find beaches, a queen’s bath and enjoy the scenery. Stopped to see the Kilauea Lighthouse and a cute stone church.

My niece had just left Kauai and said there is a turtle cave that you can hike to. I didn’t want to miss that. She said it started at the Cliffs condos where she was staying. We snuck into the resort but could not find the trail. Maybe next time. BOO HOO

Drove to the end of the road in Princeville to the Princeville Resort Kauai. Wanted to find Hideaways Beach and do some snorkeling. Ran into a guy who said the waves there were way too big for that so to go through the resort and go to their beach. Snuck in to the resort and snorkeled there, but not much to see. Decided to hike to Hideaways Beach anyhow. Very cool hike. Was a beautiful beach. Loved it. But he was right, waaaay too big of waves to even get in the water although there were some hardy souls out there. Was nice to relax and take a nap on a hanging surfboard. YOOO HOOO

Next we headed to the Queen’s Bath….. I love a nice soak in calm water. Found the parking lot but no place to park. Brenda was going to hike it first, then me, since someone had to stay with the car to move it since we were parked behind folks. She came back in about 10 minutes as she had seen some folks leave and thought we could hike it together, but they had all walked in from their respective condos. She said the trail was muddy and so we decided to go to the next stop.

Drove to Hanalei Bay which is as far as you can drive now. The road to the north end of the NaPali coastline has been closed for a year now so you cannot get to the hike of the NaPali coast. Still trying to get it open although locals say not until next year. Hanalei Bay is a cute town and we bought a shaved ice, saw some waterfalls on the hills above town and turned around to head back and stop at Anini Beach to snorkel.

Anini is supposedly the largest reef in all of the Hawaiian Islands. I was out there for quite a while and surely did not see even close to the entire reef…. It was huge. Saw the usual suspects and of course, a honu. YOOOO HOOOOO Was just about to get out of the water when a paddleboarder said her husband was yelling that he found one. She paddled and I snorkeled over. Guess who got there first? Hahahaha Anyhow he was a cutie as they all are. A young girl was trying to grab him with both hands, I assume to get a ride. I was yelling NO, NO….. (which underwater probably sounded like nothing, haha) she came up for air and I told her never to touch a turtle….. Guess I am now the Honu Whisperer and Protector. Egads… Long awesome day.

Day 4—Waimea Canyon

Today we figured that the Waimea Canyon had a couple of days to dry out and no rain in sight, so headed southwest to do some hiking. Some parts of the canyon were fogged in, but looked like it would be a great day of hiking. Stopped at many overlooks and snapped some pictures. It is a beautiful canyon, with reds, greens, yellow in it. Couldn’t wait to hike to the Pihea Vista and then on through the Alaka’i Swamp trail to the Kilohana Lookout. The further in you go the more beautiful it is supposed to be and even driving to the lookouts the views were awesome. All rested up and ready to go. YOOO HOOO The trail was awesome (as you will see from pictures) with huge steps through vertical rocks. Loved it. But, in the areas that were lower there was anywhere from 1- to 6” of mud to walk through. I was trying really hard not to get too muddy, but once you succumb to it, just easier all the way around. Haha A little bit of mud never hurt anyone. Yikes. I LOVED this hike. But Brenda finally got tired of the mud and at about the ¾ of a mile point, decided to sit it out. I felt bad leaving her, but had to make it at least to the Pihea Vista. Made it to the Vista and it was fogged in. Couldn’t see anything. I knew that was going to be the case, but couldn’t stop. Started down the Alaka’i Swamp trail and it was a boardwalk after a while. Sooo easy compared to the Vista hike. Went about ½ to 1 mi but I didn’t want to leave my sis sitting on the trail, so turned around. Plus, it was still fogged in so figured once I got there, wouldn’t see a thing like at the vista. If it had been clear, I’m sure I would have gone for it. Brenda had a great time sitting on the trail as she talked to everyone who hiked by and eventually another woman gave up and joined her in conversation and then another younger lady. She was probably bummed when I showed up and she had to leave them. Hehe

After that we thought we’d try the Canyon trail that heads to some waterfalls. After a while we were walking in mud again and it was like, OK, we’ve already done this, so we turned around. Probably got about 5 mi. of hiking in and honestly, I was ready for a nap and it was getting late, so we headed back to the cottage. Another great day in paradise. I’ll be back to hike these trails and the NaPali coastline. It is something I have to do, if I can. We were told that all of the beaches are more swimmable in the summer as the waves calm down and that the trails aren’t as muddy. Note to self, come back in May sometime. Summer is for waterskiing, wakeboarding and surfing……. May should be a good month on Kauai.

Day 5—Na Pali Coast Boat Tour Extraordinaire—YOOOO HOOOO

OMG what a wonderful day for a boat ride and what a wonderful boat ride it was…….. The swells and waves were pretty large today so rather than snorkel out by the NaPali coast we snorkeled somewhere closer to the wharfs. Glad we did. There was more coral on the reef than I have seen anywhere in all of Hawaii. Mostly brain and cauliflower coral, but still pretty. Some purple, pink, white, green. YAAAAY. Lots of fishies were hanging out around our boat bottom so you didn’t have to go very far to see fish. I was calling for the Honu to come out and play and sure enuf, one all of a sudden came out from hiding. Followed him for a while and then again, this time a lady was trying to grab ahold of him. Again, I’m yelling NO NO…. I can’t believe that someone older doesn’t have more sense than that. After I got out of the water another turtle was catching air at the top and floated for a while. By the time I got my camera and ran over, he was just taking his last dive to go back underwater. Oh well, saw one up close and personal.

Onward toward the NaPali coast. On the way we saw LOTS of spinner dolphins. There were in sleep mode so they weren’t jumping and spinning but they were swimming along with the boat. I had my zoom lens on and didn’t realize it until they were almost gone. Most of the pictures looked like blobs in the water since I was probably taking a picture of their eyes or blowholes…. Hahhaha next time look to see what lens you have on dumbass. Oh well. Onward. If you have never been to the NaPali coast then I will tell you that it is probably one of the prettiest places on the face of the earth. If you have been there, you already know that. The valleys and pinnacles and spires in the valleys look like they are covered in green velvet and the ground is red and brown. If I had finished the swamp trail hike at the Waimea Canyon yesterday, I would have ended up on the top of one of these canyons. I was in awe of the views. That’s when I decided that I do have to return to walk those valleys and see the spires up close. It is my mission.

I do want to mention that the pictures I took and will post are pretty bad. The boat ride is in the morning and facing east so the pictures are taken looking into the sun. There are sun spots and glare on the pictures, but hopefully you will be the idea of what NaPali is like. I need to purchase a lens hood or polarizing filter. Crap.

About the time we were at the other end of the NaPali coast, another pod of spinner dolphins started swimming with us. This time a few of them were awake and jumping and spinning. It was soooo cool although I didn’t get a single picture of the spinning. It was fun to watch them again.

The trip was over and we were headed back. All of a sudden there was a whale. OMG turtles, dolphins twice AND a whale. It was soooo awesome. He waved at us a few times with one of his pectoral fins. I didn’t see that on my whale tour in Maui so this was the icing on the cake. OMy I was so excited to see that. He breached too. He waved goodbye a few times and then took off. By now we are very late getting back to the wharf and others were waiting for their trip….. our captain probably got in trouble, but he made us all on the boat so very happy. We tipped him well……

Day 6—Beach Hopping

The first beach we came to was Maloa’a Beach. Awesome horseshoe shaped beach that we walked from one end to the other. Walking beaches is a favorite pastime and great exercise.

I don’t know the name of the next beach we found. Maybe Donkey Beach. Walked this beach all the way too. Forgot to take pics. I have to say though, that Kauai has some of the most beautiful beaches ever. No need to know the names of them all. That’s my excuse. Haha Maui has beautiful beaches too, but always lots of folks. I love these beaches with only a few peeps. You have to hike to most of them and I think folks prefer the drive-up ones. YAAAAY

Secret Beach was next and very cool. Nice hike. So many beaches and hikes and not enuf time. You could see the Kileaua Lighthouse from the beach. Again, there were maybe 2 folks there.

Wailua River Waterfalls was next on our way home. Pretty waterfalls and way easy. Just drive up to a lookout and take pictures. I prefer a hike and a payoff for taking the time, but it was the end of the day and easy peasy.

Day 7—Waterski the Wailua River, Opaekaa Waterfalls, Wailua River Overlook and Lydgate Beach and Snorkel

Got up in the morning and last chance to have a ski run on the Wailua River. YOOOO HOOOO. I skied it the last time I was on Kauai 20+ years ago and had to do that again. I didn’t know if I would get up as the ski was not a double boot and was much wider than my ski. But had to give it a try. The first pull I almost got up, but he started out slow. I like the boat slammed into full speed right away. Told him and the next pull, got right up. YOOOO HOOOO It was the squirreliest ski I have ever skied on, seriously. Every turn I felt like I was going to biff it. Egads. Finally got a feel for it and skied to the narrow part of the river where he turns around and then skied back. Fell shortly before we were back at the dock….. it was great fun and I was wearing my GoPro so you could see. I accidentally deleted the video dammit. A lot of the video was of my arms, but also plenty of the jungle along the river and the boat. Guess I’ll have to do that again someday to get another video. Hehe What an invigorating way to start the day!

Next went to Opaekaa Waterfalls. Got a couple of pictures and then crossed the road to see the Wailua River than I had just skied. Very pretty river, much like the Sierpe River in Costa Rica. The Wailua River is the only navigatible river on the Hawaiian islands. The Sierpe River is the only navigatible river to the ocean…..

Went to Lydgate Beach Park for some more snorkeling. Last chance before I head home…… dropped Brenda at the airport to fly out that evening. I went back to the cottage and packed to leave early in the morning……

My trip to Hawaii was a wonderful, memory-filled trip. I loved that Hunter, Michaela and Brenda made it to join me in some of the fun. I enjoyed every minute and hope to return to Kauai for unfinished hikes……. Aloha and Mahalo Hawaii

I was happy to share my adventures with you. See you all soon!

Joie de vivre 

XOXO spank

Monday, April 1, 2019


Big Island

Day 1—Captain Cook Town

I landed in the afternoon and went to the apartment. Got settled and headed to get some groceries. Couldn’t believe the Ahi tuna at the store. OMG. Huge chunks. Fresh out of the ocean. Took some home and it was heaven to eat. Long day, time for bed……

Day 2—Snorkel at Two Step

In the morning went to snorkel at Two Step about 15 minutes from the apartment. Visibility was decent and of course, I called out for a honu and none appeared. Guess I am losing my touch. Saw LOTS of Yellow Tang fishies. They were all over. It was fun to swim with them. Missed my honu though. My grandson, Hunter and his girlfriend, Michaela, flew in around 3 so picked the up at the airport and they were hungry for lunch and stopped to get a bite to eat. I told them about the tuna and we stopped at the store next and picked up a huge chunk and some vegys for dinner. YOOO HOOO Had an awesome dinner and they got settled. We decided to hike to some petroglyphs the next day and some snorkeling. Also had the Manta Ray night snorkel lined up for tomorrow night. Busy day, off to bed.

Day 3—Puako Ruins, Beach and Snorkel and Manta Ray Night Snorkel

We made a wrong turn heading to Puako Petroglyphs so ended up at the ruins. Not much happening there. Went to snorkel at Puako and was decent, although didn’t see any honu again while snorkeling. After snorkeling we were sitting on the beach and I saw a huge splash way out at sea. I told the kids that maybe it was a whale so we watched. It happened again and still couldn’t see what was causing the big splash. I knew it had to be a whale. The next splash we could see it was a whale breaching. It was pretty awesome although would have been much cooler to see it up close……

Then there was a honu in the water. I seriously think he was in trouble but wasn’t sure how to help him. He was in the shallow area where there were lots of rocks and he couldn’t get out. I was sick watching him struggle and we finally left. I have to believe he made it……….

At night Hunter and I headed to the manta ray snorkel and were very excited. On the way in the daylight we saw a bunch of dolphins. They were trying to break into the fishing cages for a free meal. Hahahaha at least that is what the captain told us.

After sunset, there were lots of lights from divers and boats to draw the plankton and the manta rays to eat it. Hopped in the water with 200 other folks. We snorkeled around hanging onto a surf board with ropes on it so no one would get lost in the dark. We were in the water about 45 minutes and not a single manta ray showed up. Really bummed about that. It was cool to be on a night snorkel as I have never even done a night dive. When I can dive again, might give that a try. I asked the tour guide when was the last time they saw manta rays and he said a couple of days. They used to show up by big numbers now not every night. The manta rays are probably sick and tired of all the folks….. can’t say that I blame them.

I asked the tour guide if he could only go two places on the island, where would he go. He told me, Queens Bath and then hike on past Paul Mitchell’s home (a home constructed in Bali and shipped in, really awesome, of course) and then on to Kiholo Bay which is somewhat protected and a really cool place to hike around and snorkel and play in the water. And the hike at Hawi, the end of the road on the NW side of the island to Polohu beach. Decided to take him up on his recommendations.

Day 4—Queen’s Bath and Kiholo Bay/Snorkeling

Decided to head to Queen’s Bath and Kiholo Bay today. The hike was awesome and found Queen’s Bath after about 20 minutes. It was pretty awesome and decided to swim in it on the way back. On to Kiholo Bay. As we approached the bay we could see the calm water and the black volcanic rock. There wasn’t a beach but it was so easy to find spots to enter the water almost like walking down steps into the water on the rocks. Hunter and I went snorkeling while Michaela was swimming in the water. Since no waves make it to the enclosed bay, all of the reef had lots of sediment on it. Was kind of eerie but also pretty cool. I followed along the edge where the rocks/reef were and it was a great snorkel.

All of a sudden I see a honu. YOOO HOOO He was covered in sediment also and I almost mistook him for a rock. It looked like he had been in the bay for years and was carrying an inch of sediment on his shell. Then on the bottom of the rock he was by a snake was slithering around. EGADS….. scared the crap outta me. But, of course, it wasn’t a snake it was an eel, but for a second it was all snake to me. Whew….. Honestly though, if it looks like a snake, and slithers like a snake, my mind sees a snake. Hahahaha

After snorkeling a long way around the outside of the bay, decided it was time to take a nap and soak up some sun. I cut across the middle of the bay and that was a trip. It was light, but very little visibility. I kept looking out of the water to make sure I was still on earth……. Very out of this world feeling. Yikes. Went over to some rocks that were smooth and took a nap. It was great as the black rocks were really warm. Oh heaven…….

On the hike back we stopped at Queen’s Bath. The water was soooo cold, but it felt great after a walk back. It was a lot like swimming through the cenotes in Mexico. There are a couple of places you could see out the ceiling. We couldn’t go very far since we didn’t have a flashlight. It was a great way to cool off and finish to a great day! YOOO HOOO

Day 5—Hawi/Pololu Hike and Luau

Today we headed to Hawi to hike Pololu. It was a 2 hour drive to Hawi and the Pololu trailhead was a couple of miles farther to the end of the road….. No where else to go but on a hike. Pretty easy as all down hill to get to the beach. The beach was beautiful but the valley behind the beach was green and beautiful. Stunning beauty. WOW…..

Everywhere on the beach there were cairns. I know that some peeps think that all the cairns take away from the natural beauty of the area and also goes against the ‘Leave no Trace’ theory. I get that they should not be built in places where following the trail is of utmost importance, but when there are a lot in an area where that isn’t the case, I love them….. it’s each person’s expression of how they feel about being where they are (my interpretation). They also have a meaning to me of how many paths or trails there can be in life…….. in that respect I love looking at them……. Every person has a different take on where they are, where they are headed.

Walked along the beach and sat and took in all the beauty. We had a luau to go to and with a 2 hour drive back, had to get going. Obviously, the hike going up was much harder than going down…….
We got dolled up (OK me and Michaela) and headed to the Luau. The line was really long….. I didn’t think we’d ever get in. We also thought we paid extra to get a front row seat, but NOT. Hahaha The show was awesome and the food was too. It was a great night out and enjoyed the meal and festivities.

Day 6—Snorkel at Two Step, Drop the kids at the airport, Snorkel at Manini (2 snorkel day)

Hunter and Michaela had to fly out today, so went to Two Step to snorkel before breakfast. Saw the usual suspects and no Honu. Guess I am losing my touch as a whisperer. We enjoyed the snorkel, then back home so they could get packed and stop by for a late breakfast and some shopping before heading to the airport. Was a great time having them here with me. Went snorkeling at Manini Bay after dropping them off. Was across the bay from Captain Cook's Monument. 

Day 7—Snorkel Koholu’u Twice

Decided to try a new place to snorkel. It was a really busy beach but the snorkeling was great. Did a snorkel in the morning but the tide was really low and I was afraid I would end up scraping myself on the reef. Since it was only 20 minutes to the beach, went home, ate some lunch and returned in the afternoon. Had a great day snorkeling. Since I can’t dive, this is the next best thing. YOOO HOOO

Obviously I have been snorkeling a bunch so I can’t remember where this happened (but it was once when I was snorkeling y myself)….. Was just quietly snorkeling and all of a sudden two folks went swimming so fast by me I thought, well shit, WTF? I turned to look and there was a guy dressed all in black, with a hood and everything, and he had a huge ass spear gun looking for something? To shoot? Holy crap, it literally scapred the crap outta me too and I was right behind them. I have never seen anyone with a spear gun in my life so that was quite unnerving. I can see it now, mass shooting in snorkel bay on Hawaii…….. YIKES. Hahahahaha

8 more days to go in Kauai. YOOOO HOOOO

Love you all. XOXO spank

Sunday, March 24, 2019


Maui

20+ years ago I was sent to Hawaii to work at a CH2M Hill office. I flew to Maui on a Friday after work and flew back on Sunday as I had to work on Monday. All I had time to do that trip was go on a whale watching tour and drive to Hana and Ohe’o Pools (Seven Sacred Pools). Wanted to do those same things this trip and more. Boy, did I. Life is a Beach!!

Day 1—Iao Vallley

I landed by 11:00 am and couldn’t check into the condo until 3:00 so had some time to kill. Rather than just sit around I headed to Iao Valley to see the Iao Needle. It was only a 20-minute drive from the airport and figured I had plenty of time hike to the needle.

Got my car and loaded up my bags (no I did not travel light… do I ever?) and tried to start the car and the firkin key wouldn’t work. What the? I go get a guy and he tries too. Go back to the counter and the guy comes out and walks to a different Kia Soul, same color, and says it works fine. Well yeah, if you go to the right car….. Had to unpack all the crap and repack and got on the road. Egads. Great way to start my trip on Maui.

I didn’t know what to expect of the Iao Valley. Itwas very pretty. Green and lush, like most of Maui. The pinnacle or needle was cool. It took less than 10 minutes to hike there. I thought it would be a long hike back into the valley. To spend more time there was another hike by the river so walked on that trail for a while. A good first afternoon on the island. Finally, time to check into the condo. It was a great condo and exactly 60 steps from the ocean. I could hear the ocean and it was a nice lullaby to go to sleep. Nirvana……

Day 2—Road to Hana and Hiking to the Waterfalls

Decided to head up to Hana after my blood test. The road to Hana hasn’t changed a bit which is awesome. This drive is not for the faint of heart in some stretches….. gorgeous overlooks and waterfalls all the way. It is only a 48-mile drive starting from Kahului. I headed off around 9:30 and didn’t arrive to the park until around 2:30. I stopped at a few waterfalls along the way and once hiked back about 45 minutes to a waterfall. It is a looong drive.

I decided to hike to the waterfalls before visiting the Ohe’o Pools as I figured that would feel great to soak in after the hike. The hike was awesome and walking through the bamboo forest is so cool. The klankety-klank as the wind blows through. Those of you who have hiked through bamboo know what I’m talking about. This trip was much different than 20 years ago. Then it was a rainy day and I did not see anyone else on the hike until I was almost to the waterfalls. As I was walking through the bamboo that time it was pretty eerie. It was dark because of the leaves on top and the klankety-klank…… freaked me out. This time many more folks on the hike…… I actually wish it had been more like the first time.

I made the mistake of not bringing anything to eat and by the time I reached the bottom I was exhausted and hungry. But I had to go to the pools, food be dammed. Hiked to the overlook and you cannot get into the pools right now. Something about the flood pumps were stolen….. They were very pretty from above but could only see 3-4 of them….. Not the same as sitting in them. Next time.

Day 3—Whale Tour and Sittin on the Beach

The whale tour was the same one I took 20+ years ago. In a hard-bottom raft and so much fun. Just like I remembered. But this time we saw soooo many whales I lost count. Got quite a few pictures of tails but missed the two breaches everyone awed about. You turn your head for a second….. scheez…… but I did put my GoPro into the water and you could hear the males singing to the females. Very very cool…… I already posted that so you can hear.

One baby whale and momma came right in front of our boat. AWESOME…. Front row seat.
Later that afternoon I walked the beach by the condo. Brought out a beach chair and sat and relaxed. It’s a nice beach and could walk all the way to Kihei I’m pretty sure. If I had a car on the other end, I would try that. Nice relaxing end to a great day.

Day 4—Honolua Bay for Snorkeling—the long adventurous way

What an adventure today was. Yikes. I was headed to Honolua Bay for some snorkeling as I had read an online article from a local about the best places to snorkel on Maui. Set out to go there and boy…… did I find some beautiful stuff while on an adventure. YOOO HOOO I was headed to the point on the map (in the Shutterfly post) where there is an arrow and a 1. I missed that and drove all the way to the arrow and 2. Yikes. Overshot by a long way….. it was a beautiful drive and probably more treacherous than the Hana drive. You see all those squiggily lines? Yes, it is just like that driving. In one area for a couple of miles it is a one lane road. I was hoping that I would make it all the way w/o running into a car going the other way…… but NOOOO. When you see a picture of a one-way road that I’ll post, that is where I had to back down to let two jeeps go by. Holy crap. I had to back down a long way to find a place wide enuf for us…… made it the rest of the way and no more backing up. Thank goodness.

Once I got a few miles past the one-way road, pulled out at a spot to take a short hike to the cliff and take some pictures. I ask a guy, ‘is it much farther to a gas station?’ and his response is, well in another half hour to 40 minutes you’ll be in Waihee. I’m like what? Where is that? He gets out his phone and GPS and shows me. I’m like holy crap I went way past where I was headed. So instead of going forward I turned around and headed back the way I came in….. I was going to snorkel at Honolua Bay dammit… On the way back I stopped a bunch more to take pictures and see the views since that was the side of the road to do that. After a while I saw a few cars and thought, well this must be something….. so I hiked to an overlook and way below are the Olivine Pools (see map). They are beautiful….. There are sooooo many, some close together some off to the sides by themselves. Of course, there are signs that this is dangerous and a plaque from a family who lost someone, but the beauty draws you in. I was wearing flip flops since I thought I was going snorkeling and not hiking, so made a note to self to return and hike to the pools another day.

Further down the road I saw another group of cars and of course, got out to check it out. It was a blowhole and from up above I could see it blowing water and it was sooo cool. The hike to the Nakalele blowhole was even more treacherous than to the pools, so note to self, bring your hiking shoes and come back this way. Here is a video someone else took of the blowhole:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYYqJ5pY7B0  (You might need to copy/past this link into a browser. I’ll try posting some videos to YouTube as my Dropbox is almost full. Unless if anyone knows a better place to post.)

Drove a little farther and saw a secluded beach with one person on it. It had a beautiful pool surrounded by a reef right in the ocean at one end that looked like it would be great for snorkeling. Figured when I come back for the other pools and blowhole I’ll stop here too.

Finally made it back to Honolua Bay for some snorkeling. No beach at all unless you call big rocks a beach. Got my stuff together and since I thought there would be a beach I brought a beach chair and extra crap. There was an older couple sitting there and I asked if they would mind watching my stuff while I snorkeled. They said their kids/grandkids were out there and they would be happy to do that as they would be there a while. Walking to the edge of the water on big ass rocks with no shoes on is no fun. Thank goodness there was a place to slide down into the water. Got in and swam about 30-40 foot and went to turn on my GoPro, but I didn’t have it. SHIT. Turned around, swam back, climbed out of the water, walked on the big ass rocks and got back to my stuff. Also had noticed that my mask was fogging so took it off and put in the cream and turned to them and said, ‘Shoot me if I come back.’ Walked back on the rocks, slid into the water, and swam away. Got about 50’ this time and I couldn’t believe it but I forgot the camera again. HOLY SHIT. Swam back, climbed out, walked on the rocks, got back to my chair and they said, should we shoot you. Hahahaha they thought that was very funny. And honestly, I laughed too. WTF Saw a turtle and called it a long adventure day……..

Day 5—Snorkeling at mile marker 14—Haleakala Hiking and Sunset

Today I was headed to Haleakala to watch the sunset. I had been told there was good snorkeling at Mile Marker 14 about 10 minutes from the condo, so thought what the heck and headed out to check it out. The reef was good. None of the reefs in Hawaii (so far) have been beautiful. They are volcanic rock with some coral. They are nice, just not like Fiji I have to say.
But then I saw an eye staring at me…… I was like, OK what the heck is that? It was an octopus and I could tell he was hoping I wouldn’t notice him. Octopus can disguise themselves with color and if I hadn’t seen his eye, I wouldn’t have noticed him as he looked a lot like the rock he was hiding in. He was too firkin cute. I will post a video and see if you can find him. I got a video of him swimming away to a better hiding place but the firkin video is not there. Well crap……. Then I saw a turtle. Great way to start the day.

The drive to Haleakala took longer than I thought it would so good thing I left early. Got there around 3:00 and checked out where the summit was for watching the sunset (6:40 approx), took some pictures from the top and then drove back down where you hike into the crater. Took some more pics and saw some Nene birds and then headed into the crater. In the brochures and online it said that it takes twice as long to hike back up as down. It was almost 4:00 and that meant 45 minutes to walk in and 1 ½ hours to walk back out. That should give me enuf time to get back up to the summit and parking since those are limited.

Incredible to hike into the crater. I walked down a little over 45 minutes and turned around. As I was walking down folks were mostly barely chugging along the trail back up. I was thinking huh, they must be out of shape. Hahahha OMG As I headed back up, I barely got 30’ and my chest was burning and it was hard to breath. What is going on? Did that a few times and thought, holy crap, I’ll never make it out of here. Then I made myself take 100 steps, no stopping. It was incredibly hard to do that. I did that a few times and then could only make it 75-80 steps. Finally, I couldn’t do that anymore and could only take 50 steps before stopping. I honestly wondered if I would make it out at all. A couple of MUCH YOUNGER people passed me and I just could not keep up. A family was passing me and they are like, are you OK? I said, yeah, just a bit winded. They asked again, are you SURE you are OK? I said yeah I was just taking it slow…….. Honestly, I thought I was going to die. (ok a little melodramatic here). I think that is the hardest hike I have done in my life. Someone said it’s probably because you are starting at ocean level and then going to 10000+ feet and then climbing down again and back up. I’m not sure, but not sure I would ever try that again. It was like hiking on the moon very different terrain, very colorful and pretty.

Drove back up to the summit and luckily found a spot to park. There were clouds covering the west side and no land could be seen. I thought maybe the sunset would be ruined but it was beautiful. The sun set under the clouds and it was weird because then the sky became lighter because the sun hadn’t set over land yet. It was very cool and glad I made it out of the crater alive. YOOO HOOO

Day 6—Sunrise Snorkel to Molokini, Turtle Town and MM14—3 Snorkel Day

Did a sunrise snorkel to Molokini. The water was probably the clearest I have ever seen. Problem is, other than the volcanic rock and some coral, there wasn’t much to see. Not many fish or critters around. The water was very pretty blue though.

Then we headed over to Turtle Town. The coral was pretty cool there and lots of sea urchins and some fish, but not a single turtle…….. hahhaha you go to turtle town and don’t see turtles….. as we were headed back the captain saw spinner dolphins in the distance. It was time to go back, but he took us out pretty close and they were so cool. There were LOTS of them and they were jumping and playing. It was mesmerizing…… I loved them. Didn’t get any pictures though as I only had the GoPro and didn’t get close enuf for good shots of them. It was awesome!

Later in the day I went back to snorkel at MM14 hoping to see my octopus again and get some video, but no such luck. Never a bad day when you snorkel 3 times though. YOOO HOOOO

Day 7—Snorkel at Kapalua, Swimming at Olivine Pools, Nakalele Blowhole, Failed Snorkel at Punalau Beach and Black Rock/Ka’anapali—Another 3 Snorkel Day

First thing in the morning driving to Kapalua to snorkel, before Lahaina, I saw a whale blowhole while driving and thought, this will be a good day/a lucky day….. and that feeling, come to find out, was so true…….

Got to Kapalua Beach around 9:30 and I had to park a mile away. Peeps must get up at the crack of dawn to get a parking space…. Scheez. I don’t love beaches that are that busy but I was told that it was great for snorkeling and well, couldn’t pass it up. Plus it was on the way back to the pools, blowhole and pretty beach I was returning to see. It was an awesome snorkel and I saw two honu, which I love. One was sleeping and I could see his leg out from under a rock. Watched him for a while and eventually he had to go up for air…… he came right at me. I am the honu whisperer. Haha
After the snorkel, headed to Olivine Pools. Finally got to the spot and headed down the trail—remembering that this is a dangerous place and to NOT stand on any cliff that is open to the sea and waves….. sooo many pools. Some only big enuf for a couple of peeps and others that many could fit in. No one was at the side pools further away as the surf looked very dangerous over there. Same with the pools on the other side. It was wonderful to sit in the pools and float. So very pretty and peaceful unless a jerk was doing a cannonball into the big pool. Hahahaha Stayed away from the sides by the surf. It was pretty high and splashing all around.

On to Nakalele Blowhole. The hike was over large boulders and rocks. It was intense but a cool hike. Once at the blowhole again, I stayed away from the edges. You never know when a rogue wave will come along and pull you out to sea. It has happened many times. I don’t want to be a statistic……. Hung out there a while and the blowhole was pretty active although not as high of spray as the video I linked in this blog.

On to the next. The beautiful beach with one person on it and a beautiful huge pool with reef all around for a perfect place to snorkel and swim. Stopped at the overlook again and Christina (from Russia) was there, getting some shots. She said she really wanted to go down buy not by herself. I said I wanted to hike down also and snorkel the pool and having someone along would be great. Let’s do it! The hike was pretty short and the last 15’ was a rock wall straight down but with places to place your feet and hand grabs. Made it down in one piece. YAAAAAY.

We got our snorkel gear on and ready to go. I jump in first and start swimming perpendicular to the ocean, headed to the protected pool. The waves were pretty big so knew we wanted to head there. Christina yells, hey Pam, come look. I don’t know what this is…… I swim back and it’s a firkin fish hook, a large one albeit, but still a fish hook. OK it did kind of look like a big spider with really long legs but that was only for a second. (Right then I should have figured out that Christina was new to this.) Back to swimming toward the pool. Then Christina yells again, Pam, lots of fish here, a big school. Back I go to check it out. There were a lot of fish and they took off straight out into the ocean. Christina follows them, and I thought, I’ll follow them for a little while. I know better than that, but still did it. We follow the fish for about 20-30’ and all of a sudden I feel it. A riptide. It was pulling me out and I couldn’t do a thing. I look ahead and Christina hasn’t figured it out yet. I’m screaming to turn around and of course, she couldn’t hear. I turn around and a huge wave comes in and starts pulling me out to sea. I grabbed onto the reef for dear life……. I don’t know how I held on, but I did. Then the wave came back and was carrying me toward shore. I held on to the reef as I walked with my hands. Then another huge wave pulling me out. I try to see Christina and she must have noticed a little after me and was trying to come back too. The waves by now are huge and coming fast, pulling us out and then crawling on the reef back in. I have to say, more than once I thought if you let go or get pulled out, this is it….. it was terrifying. And more so for Christina who was not making headway like I was. After about 5 minutes I finally pulled myself to some rocks and got on top of them and the tidal wave was still trying to get me, but I was up high enuf to hold on. Christina was screaming, Help, help me. OMG. I didn’t want to watch her drown, but I also don’t know her. I know in my heart if it was my family or a friend, I would go out there….. I just couldn’t. I kept yelling to swim to the side to get to the calm pool, but she couldn’t hear me. She kept screaming and honestly it was the worst feeling……. Knowing I really couldn’t help. She finally figured out to grab the reef and like me, made it back in but it was an excruciating 5 minutes for her and me. I pulled her back in as she got closer and we both just fell apart. She because she really came close to dying and me because I almost had to watch someone die…….. We crawled back to shore and couldn’t believe what we had just been through and made it. Oh lord…….. it was one of the scariest things to happen in my life. I love the ocean. It has beautiful life in it. But I also have a huge respect for its strength and unpredictability. Christina told me it was only her 4th or 5th time to snorkel…. I should have paid attention to my instincts and told her no, don’t follow the fish out….. next time I will stand my ground. (On the pictures in Shutterfly you’ll see the pictures of the beach and the quiet pool. Out further you will see the surf and that is where we got pulled to.) Yikes.

We part ways which was a good thing. Christina would be a bad travel partner for me and I for her. We both were like, let’s do this…. I need to be with someone who questions the situation. We wished each other safe travels.

Drove on to Ka’anapali and arrived around 4. Wanted to snorkel and see the Hawaiian tradition of the guy diving off the cliff at sunset (around 6:30 I was told). Plenty of time to get in a snorkel and then go change clothes to sit at the cafĂ©, have an appetizer and watch the show. Saw one Honu and lots of fish. I try to stay organized when I snorkel, put everything away when I’m done. I put my mask into its case, put all the gear away and then head to the car to get my clothes around 6 so that I can make it back for the ceremony. I get to the car and no car keys. I had put them in the mask case and they must have fallen out while I was putting the mask away, right at the edge of the surf. DAMMIT. That is going to cost me….. but I figure I was there to see the show, I’d go back and watch then call the car rental place. I walk back to where I got out of the water and where I put the mask away, and there on a rock, were the car keys. OMG I couldn’t believe how lucky I was…. What are the chances…….. YOOOO HOOOO when I looked up at Black Rock the torches were already lit and the guy had already dived off the cliff. Well shit….. but at least I had my car keys. Hahahaha

Head back to the car and leave the parking garage and the arm was up. The console where you pay said, Please wait, the arm is up. No duh. Honestly, I waited like 4 minutes. Seriously, I am not waiting any longer. I drove out and didn’t have to pay. Hahahaha

So it really was my lucky day….. I’m alive, I found my keys and I didn’t have to pay for parking. Obviously, being alive was the thing…………

Day 8—Snorkel around the corner from Turtle Town

Last day in Maui and so I headed to an area close to turtle town that you can drive to…. There was a turtle sunning on the rocks over in an area impossible to get to…… but you could see him from above.

Snorkeled a while and saw two honu again. I really think I am a honu whisperer as they seem to come right at me like, hello, how are you? I love them. They are so graceful and pretty. I tell them that while I am taping them…. Hahahaha

Got back to the condo and had laundry to do and suitcases to pack……. I had a magical time on Maui…… my own little heaven, except for a lot of other folks. I am very blessed to be able to see so much beauty.

Love you all. Xoxo spank

Saturday, March 9, 2019


Sacramento

Stopped in Sacramento on my way to Hawaii to visit friends. Got to see everyone thanks to Pat and Shirl inviting friends over. I don’t have a picture, but a couple of folks did take some. Dammit. It was great seeing everyone. Met Aaron for lunch at a very cool spot for ceviche and guac and chips (which was my lunch most days in Meh He Co). Went to Dee’s house for home made enchiladas. She makes the sauce from scratch. Her daughter said she rarely does that. I feel very special……… was a wonderful time and thanks to Pat and Shirl for making me feel at home.

Oahu—Honolulu

Have had a nice time in Honolulu but time to move on. I probably would skip Oahu if there is a next trip to Hawaii. Mostly for those looking for a party scene and shopping. I spent many hours at the Chanel, Gucci, Mui Mui, Saint Laurent, Saks stores buying lots of stuff. Egads…. NOT……….. Very commercial here. Can’t wait to escape to Maui, then Hawaii, then Kauai. Each island will get less and less touristy. YAAAAAY

Wednesday

Arrived before check-in time so hung out at Waikiki beach while waiting for a room. No swimming suit as left my suitcase at the hostel…… enjoyed walking in the water and sand. And YES I shave my legs folks, when there is sand on your legs apparently it looks like hairy French legs. No more legs in the pics!

Thursday

Hiked Diamond Head and enjoyed the workout and the view once at the top. Then hit Waikiki for some relaxing in the sand and enjoying the water. As I was floating I heard a lady say to her kids who were snorkeling, Look there is a stingray….. holy shit. You might remember me getting stabbed by a stingray in Nicaragua. It is the most excruciating pain ever. I jumped out of the water soooo quick. People were looking at me like WTF it’s not a shark. Wait till you know what I know……. Haha

Got some shots of the pretty sunset over Waikiki......

Friday

Morning hike up to Monoa Waterfalls. Apparently, they taped some of Jurassic Park there. It was pretty cool and a pretty easy hike. No swimming in the pool though—as it was off limits. Then headed to the beach again to walk and soak a while. While I was relaxing in the sand a guy yelled to his wife to throw him his GoPro……. There was a stingray he wanted to film. His daughter was running to get the GoPro after mom tossed it in the water and I’m thinking, please don’t be a friend hanging around…….. The guy taped for a while…… Note to self: be very careful from now on. ALWAYS shuffle in the sand……. Yikes.

Friday night there are fireworks over the ocean….. was awesome to see Just a few minutes, but fun on a Friday.

Saturday

Went on a turtle tour today. Just outside of Waikiki beach. It was very cool. Saw lots of turtles and LOVED it. One really big guy came up to the top right before I headed back to the boat……. Good size turtle, probably 3’ in length and 2-3’ wide. SO COOL. I will post that on Dropbox and make sure you are all shared so you don’t have to ask for permission. Most of the videos there are 2-3 turtles in the frames. Not as big as the turtles I saw in Fiji, but impressive…….. awesome tour.

Packing now and getting ready to fly out in the am. YOOOO HOOO Maui here I come!!